-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3)

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

pillowbedhead:

imokwiththis:

but no

(me when i was 9)

[i’m 17]

Homestuck comics are real

wow fuck that eridan is attractive thats not okay stop it
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nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

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bethsus:

opens facebook

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closes facebook

(Source: ladygagamakesmewet)

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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