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tyleroakley:

Literal queen.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

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phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

(Source: ammarmali)

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fatwink:

whatever mom *listens to what the hell by avril lavigne 1,000 times*

(Source: whitepassing)

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littlepaints:

oh well
install theme